USPS just offered David Green the promotion of a lifetime: route supervisor. More money. A corner office. TWO desks. There's only one catch ? his beloved route is being 'consolidated,' and the offer expires Friday at 9 AM. Enter Vera Cole, an efficiency auditor with a clipboard, a stopwatch, and absolutely no sense of humor, assigned to ride David's route and write the report that could end it. While Kevin goes undercover in a suit that costs more than the mail truck, the crew faces its biggest question yet: who is David Green without his route? With a 50-yard throw-off against Chad Sterling on live TV, a tamale wager, and Tanya asking the one question he can't dodge ? 'What would Mr. Bell do?' ? David has one week to decide what his life is actually worth. The funniest book in the series asks the most serious question: what's the postage due on your dreams?