David Green has the best arm in San Antonio ? and the worst luck. He's a mailman with a viral package throw, a neighbor who films his every move, a best friend whose job nobody believes is real, and a girlfriend who keeps him honest. When a local news station turns his fifteen minutes of fame into a TV segment, David's quiet route turns into the loudest, funniest block in Texas. From stakeouts to sandwich shops to a grocery run gone wrong, David and his crew bicker, scheme, and show up for each other ? one certified delivery at a time. CERTIFIED MAIL is a laugh-out-loud comedy about fame, friendship, and the people who make a neighborhood a family. Book One of The David Green Chronicles.