Welcome to Bedlam - diplomatic malpractice on steroids!
Meet Ambassador Smallpox Pancake, Ambassador Chewing Gum Rat, Ambassador Waddling Pregnant Walrus, Ambassador Nivaquine Malaria Parasite, Foreign Minister Free Willy, Permanent Secretary Tiny Willy, Chickenpox, The Bat, The Shifty-eyed Perv, Jezebel the Delta Variant and a cast of unbelievable, real-life deplorables decimating any hope of world peace.
From the United Nations in New York to London, Abuja to Lagos, Jamaica to Geneva, Havana to Windhoek, Bedlam reigns supreme.
Diplomatic sexcapades with ghosts, invoking voodoo to deal with the Metropolitan Police less than a mile from Buckingham Palace, photo-shopping George Bush, hiring wizards and prophets to hex enemies, and of course, stealing millions and billions, covering it up and giving up national secrets for sex - nothing is off-limits.
International relations has never been so unhinged.