What if the universe isn't random... just selectively helpful?

If you've ever missed something by seconds, watched someone else get the last parking spot, or witnessed a man named Gary succeed with suspicious ease?this cosmic comedy book will feel uncomfortably familiar.

The Universe Has Favorites (And It's Not You) is a brilliantly dry, absurdist humor fiction journey through life's most frustratingly precise inconveniences. With sharp, witty observational humor and a tone reminiscent of Douglas Adams style comedy, this book explores the subtle ways reality seems to bend?just not in your direction.

Inside, you'll discover:

✔ Why your timing is always almost right (and why that matters) ✔ The hidden patterns behind everyday "bad luck" moments ✔ A hilarious take on funny philosophy humor and life's quiet unfairness ✔ How the universe might not hate you... but definitely knows Gary

This isn't just a life is unfair comedy?it's a strangely comforting, humorous self reflection book that will make you laugh, think, and side-eye every green light you didn't get.

If you enjoy smart, dry humor with a cosmic twist, this book will feel like it was written specifically for you.

Grab your copy?before Gary does.