Stealing a magic chaos crystal probably wasn't the best move. Blowing stuff up with it isn't helping either. When Blasted Fairy Fizz Pop and her raggedy new friend Pan Green Dragon accidentally blast a hole in space and time, they trigger a thousand-year-old horror... Oops. Now a scarred, hooded stranger stalks them through time, while the crystal they need to protect wreaks havoc everywhere they go. As the past bleeds into the present, Fizz and Pan are up to their eyeballs in vampires, murdered muses, angry ex-wives, and ancient magic. What else could possibly go wrong?