Reading Scarlett Jones' stories are like hanging out with that single best friend who shares all the dirty details you wanna know: the travesty of her last date, the juiciness of a luscious booty call, the confusion of trying to figure out what the fuck his last Tinder message means. Becoming single at the age of 54 having only had two relationships, a 28-year-marriage and a six-year love affair where he "forgot" to propose, this former Southern Baptist Sunday School teacher decides purposefully to become a proud slut. As Jones navigates the treacherous waters of online dating, she shares her newly acquired knowledge that coochie videos might be shared in a local bar, lost condom searches are excruciating, and pierced penises are fun but their owners can be complete dicks. "Militantly authentic" according to one squeeze, she shares her fears of being squishy in the middle, her sometimes loneliness with nary even a pet for company, and her frustration in the entire dating process. "Wholesome sauciness!" - Guy at Denver Fringe "Anyone who has gone through a divorce late in life and has struggled to navigate the modern dating scene will relate to this show. The roundup of the Kansas City men will make viewers laugh but seeing Scarlett discover her brand of feminism is what the audience will remember. Well, that and Prince A." -Fringe Reviewer Karen Staehling