After losing his foot to a sea-demon in Full Withdrawal, Frank Peniston sets out on his strangest quest yet: regrow it. Spiritually. Mythically. Mechanically. And maybe magically. Probably with violence.
But to get there, Frank and Ronald must complete a darkly absurd fetch quest across the uncharted underbelly of Welvin:
- Retrieve a cursed traffic cone from the site of a viral slap-fight
- Steal werewolf fur from a barber during a full moon
- Defeat a jazz-powered demon inside an abandoned music museum
- Survive a soda duel in the Beverage Vault
- And uncover Ronald's darkest truth... which involves a bad vote and a very influential beard
Along the way, they'll battle a three-headed insult hydra, relive eldritch trauma via cursed energy drinks, and perform yet another physically improbable 69 with a leather-clad supernatural hairstylist named Fangela Lansbury.
In the end, Frank must choose between redemption and revenge, foot and fate, crab bombs and compassion.
Book 7 of the Frank Peniston Mysteries is unhinged, unfiltered, and unexpectedly heartfelt. A satirical send-off to the man who once tasered a janitor for handing him a pen.
