Skep Rivers PI, yeah that's me. I just had one of those days that I should have stayed in bed. Better yet, I never should have opened the door.

I found four old men with serious hygiene issues standing on my porch. That's when everything went south.

Why? Hell if I know. I'd never seen these men in my life. What did they want? A pound of my flesh, maybe?

Would I fight back? Sure, but not in the way you think.

Pour your favorite drink. Pull up a chair. I'll tell you a yarn you'll never believe.