THE DRUNKEN PRESIDENT

TOP SECRET ? LEAKED FROM A WHISKEY BOTTLE FOUND IN THE OVAL OFFICE

What you're about to read was never meant to see daylight.

It was scribbled on cocktail napkins. Hidden inside mini-fridges. Smuggled out by a janitor named Earl who swears he once saw the president urinate on a fax machine during a live press briefing.

This is the untold story of the world's most unqualified, unfiltered, and un-sober leader to ever hold the nuclear football... and mistake it for a keg.

Inside this classified disaster:

• Executive orders written on beer coasters
• A Vice President named "Shots"
• A failed attempt to invade a tequila distillery

• Secret Service agents permanently traumatized by karaoke night

From the creator of Thailand Unfiltered and Still Breathing, comes a savage, hilarious, and possibly illegal dive into the darkest bar America ever opened: The White House under the influence.

Read fast. They're probably already erasing this from the servers.