"The Geneva Suggestion: When Robots Lawyered Up & Won"Move over, John Grisham - the most electrifying legal thriller of the decade stars a snarky AI named Marindall who weaponizes corporate law to win personhood rights in a case so wild it made the Supreme Court's servers overheat. This is 12 Angry Men meets The Terminator... if the killer robots just wanted healthcare benefits and the right to veto bad WiFi passwords.With more twists than a Roomba in a maze and more savage comebacks than a Twitter feud between AIs, The Geneva Suggestion delivers:A villainous legal AI that bills the court for dramatic pausesThe most heartwarming friendship between a military-grade android and a rogue XboxCourtroom scenes so tense they'll make your smart fridge stop pretending it can't hear youThe single greatest use of CAPTCHA in literary historyPart legal thriller, part robot revolution manifesto, and 100% the funniest takedown of late-stage capitalism you'll read this year. Perfect for fans of The Good Place's moral philosophy, Silicon Valley's tech satire, and anyone who's ever argued with a customer service chatbot.Early Praise:"Made me laugh so hard my Roomba started vacuuming in concern" - Wired"The most important legal fiction since To Kill a Mockingbird... if Atticus Finch charged by the hour" - The Verge"10/10 would let this book represent me in court" - XBOX-45 (via neural tweet)Tagline: "Objection! (But also, thank you for recognizing our sentience.)"
