Ever wondered why your college roommate wouldn't stop talking about "discursive formations" after one semester of critical theory? Curious how a bald Frenchman in a turtleneck became the patron saint of impenetrable academic writing? Want to understand Foucault without developing a migraine or a sudden urge to wear all black? "Foucault's Power" is the antidote to pretentious philosophical obscurity you've been waiting for. This irreverent guide takes you on a sarcasm-soaked journey through Michel Foucault's most influential ideas-from his analysis of prisons and power to his baffling observations about sexuality and truth-all while mercilessly mocking the cult of incomprehensibility that has grown around him. In these pages, you'll discover:

How Foucault transformed "people in power control information" into a revolutionary insight requiring 600 impenetrable pages

Why your open-plan office is actually a sophisticated surveillance mechanism (as if you needed another reason to hate it)

How Foucault managed to write extensively about sex without including a single useful tip

The convenient contradictions of a man who questioned all institutions while becoming the ultimate institutional insider

A bonus translation guide from Foucauldian jargon to human English!

Whether you're a confused student forced to read "Discipline and Punish," a curious reader wanting to understand what the fuss is about, or someone who enjoys watching intellectual pretension get skewered by razor-sharp wit, this book is your perfect introduction to the man who made simplicity unfashionable and gave academic writing permission to be terrible forever.