The Doñana smoker is an example of all the times I've had to keep my thoughts to myself when I really wanted to let rip. Why would this woman light up a cigarette in the middle of bone-dry Doñana national park while telling me that the previous year it had a raging wildfire? Her husband is a firefighter FFS! It's this one and many other types of humans who we all really feel like giving a mouthful to. Instead we just mutter "Twat!" silently to ourselves, because she's our best friend's sister. Wallow with me in rational and irrational frustration and irritation with all of the twats in our lives. LittleOldLadyWho is the snarky-old-lady side of an otherwise tranquil craft author. Her previous title The Frugalist has been well received for its gentle humour, clever frugal and sustainable hacks and a serious take on poverty.