The Only Memoir That Doubles as a Self-Help Book. You might think I Pissed In Some Guy's Bottle Of.... is just another stupid memoir written by some guy trying to get his rocks off. But Leslie's life story is more a how-to book than autobiography-one packed with everything a person needs to right life's wrongs. Inside you'll learn how to get even with jerks, how to get the last laugh on somebody who thought they got it, and how to stick it to the man. And that's just three of the practical life lessons found in this book. Don't even try to imagine the others unless you've also been caught counterfeiting, gone to a prostitute and came home a virgin, or lied to your psychiatrist like Leslie has. If you've ever been pissed off, it's time to read I Pissed In Some Guy's Bottle Of.... And as an added incentive to start right now, the author promises an ending that will leave you speechless.