Did I just embarrass myself? (Probably, but let's obsess over it for 12 hours.) Welcome to the official handbook for people who replay every conversation they've ever had like it's a humiliating movie they didn't consent to star in. If you've ever: ¿¿ Rehearsed saying "here" before roll call. ¿¿ Changed grocery store lines to avoid small talk. ¿¿ Said "you too" when a waiter told you to enjoy your meal. ¿¿ Sent a text, reread it 27 times, and still panicked... Congratulations! You may be entitled to financial compensation (just kidding, but you will find this book painfully relatable).