Before we go too far, let's address the elephant in the room: the title of our book, Don't Blame Your F#ck Up On The Consultant. The short answer is that we wanted a provocative title to grab your attention and convey our book's central message boldly and unapologetically. The title's adult humor aims to connect with you as a reader who has firsthand experience with poor consulting engagement results, making the book both relatable and genuine. Our book addresses criticisms and misconceptions about consultants, primarily that they serve as mere scapegoats for broader organizational failures. We recognized that a blunt title would help the book stand out in a crowded market, especially in genres like self-help, business, and career. Our choice of title signals that we intend to be direct, straightforward, and unconventional. We aimed to elicit an immediate reaction by crafting a memorable and intriguing title. Our title is intentional and fits with the book's edgy style, reflecting current societal trends and the casual evolution of language in public discourse. We wanted to be bold, irreverent, and authentic. We believed that using profanity in our title would pique your curiosity enough to inspire you to pick up this book and start reading. Were we wrong?