*Previously published as The Elf Job. This version has a new cover and a new title, but the text remains the same, so if you previously purchased The Elf Job, you're all good.*

Mallory Jade is about to do something very risky and undoubtedly stupid. It won't be the first time, but it may be her last.

Reunited with the man she loves and enjoying a life of luxury and incredible sex, she should be happy. Except she and her boyfriend, Law, are both walking on eggshells as they navigate their complicated relationship. It doesn't help that her seventeen ghost companions are so bored they're playing poltergeist tricks, or that she's bound to a demon who delights in tormenting her. As if all that weren't bad enough, she's getting blamed for Law's magical pet goat stealing the Housekeeper's underwear.

When she and Law clash over her professional choices, Mal recklessly accepts a job she knows better than to take: working for an elf.

They say the definition of insanity is to repeat an action and expect a different outcome. The magical community says working for elves is insanity squared. But Mal has something to prove, and she'll be damned if she'll let anything like caution or reason get in her way?even if it kills her.