Dean Stanway is middle aged, over weight and out of shape. He's never played football for a team in his life. A workplace accident is about to change all that. Suddenly he finds he has a special skill that sets him apart from any other footballer. With an eye on the Premier League can he persuade anyone to give him a trial? Will he turn the football world upside down? And what price is he prepared to pay for fame, glory and love? Join Dean and his friend Kavi as they try to make their way through the doubters, the dirty tactics and the politics of the football world. A light, hilarious look at the world of football which every England fan, football fans young and old and many that aren't even interested in the beautiful game(!) will enjoy. See if you can guess who the football commentators are. Guess where the English players are from or just enjoy the ride of Dean's life.