Listen, I've gotten a bad rap throughout eternity, and I aim to set things straight. You'll hear my side of the story in this hilarious collection of snippets about yours truly. So be prepared for your deep-rooted ideas about me to change. You'll be among the privileged few who get to see the brighter side of me. If you don't already have a sense of humor about me, you will after you read In Defense of the Grim Reaper.