World domination has never been so easy.
By the time you're done reading this diabolically clever book, you'll have entire countries groveling at your feet. Kings and prime ministers will bow before you and beg for mercy. Maybe even cry. Doesn't that sound insanely fantastic? Of course it does.
That's why I wrote this book.
All you have to do is follow the instructions I've laid out and in no time at all you will be laughing maniacally as the world cowers before you...

By the time you're done reading this diabolically clever book, you'll have entire countries groveling at your feet. Kings and prime ministers will bow before you and beg for mercy. Maybe even cry. Doesn't that sound insanely fantastic? Of course it does.
That's why I wrote this book.
All you have to do is follow the instructions I've laid out and in no time at all you will be laughing maniacally as the world cowers before you...